WE LIKE
Fake diagnostics,
dramatic reveal pages,
ridiculous personnel systems,
event-specific jokes,
reaction counters,
unexpected glitches,
hidden interactions,
and links people immediately
want to send to somebody else.
WE DO NOT NEED
Passwords,
account credentials,
private financial information,
medical records,
or somebody's secret personal data.
Keep that shit out of the form.
WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SAY NO
Got a hilarious terrible idea?
Excellent. Got an actually terrible idea?
We may reject the motherfucker.
Every project is reviewed before we agree
to build anything.
THE GOAL
Confuse them briefly.
Reveal the joke.
Make them laugh.
Give them a button to retaliate.
PARODY ENGINE
ONLINE
TERRIBLE IDEAS
ACCEPTED
COMMON REACTION
WTF
ACTUAL AUTHORITY
NONE